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drunkblogging:

weloveshortvideos:

When I see bae…

Vine by Harmony Smith

workk bitch 

  • Jesus: It's important to help those less fortunate than you. Treat them as your brother.
  • Christian Conservatives: *hurriedly turn the page*

I’m your father.
You’re my son.
My job is to love you and protect you. It’s supposed to be simple, but somehow it keeps getting harder.

I’m your father.

You’re my son.

My job is to love you and protect you. It’s supposed to be simple, but somehow it keeps getting harder.

fromthesimpleminded:

So proud best mother

fromthesimpleminded:

So proud best mother

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lieinyourskin:

hkirkh:

FYI, there is an aquarium where you can shake hands with otters.

WHERE

lieinyourskin:

hkirkh:

FYI, there is an aquarium where you can shake hands with otters.

WHERE

  • House phone: *rings*
  • Me: nah

“A book is always worth losing sleep for.”

words of a sleep-deprived bibliophile (via nonelikejesus)

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

shampoo:

how do i achieve immortality and perfect eyebrows

jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent

"This is why dad left"

jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent

"This is why dad left"

lamp1231:

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This is how I attack my enemies

lamp1231:

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This is how I attack my enemies

yanapieceofme:

Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.

yanapieceofme:

Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.

singular-armageddons:

IL GET YOU BIG-MACAROT

singular-armageddons:

IL GET YOU BIG-MACAROT

nekus:

(EXTREMELY OBNOXIOUSLY LOUD YELLING) WHEN YOU WALK AWAY. YOU DON’T HEAR ME SAY PUH LEEAAAAAAAASE (EXTENDS HAND) OH BAAAABYYYY. DON’T GO (BRINGS HAND TO CHEST) SIMPLE AND CLEAN (TOUCHES SELF) IS THE WAY THAT YOU’RE MAKIN ME FEEEEEEL TONIGHT (MAKES FIST IN FRONTA FACE THEN PULLS DOWNWARD) IT’S HAAAARD TO LET IT GO (DRAMATICALLY SHEDS TEAR)